The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have totalk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causingproblems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, theyare wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, theyare riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’reselling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keepthe stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midwayeating samosas and drinking chai (tea).. Some of them are even walkingaround with just one wing!’The Lord said, ‘Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all mychildren. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.’Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’ Satanreturned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’rehaving down there.’Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back.Now what was the question?’Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this … Hold on.’This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, “I’msorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now… These Indians are trying toinstall air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live inby putting out the fire…fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephoneconnection between heaven and hell…I am having such a hard timecontrolling and dealing with them!!Some were trying to start a chai – pakora shop, which I had to stop…I am requesting the Lord to send them back on earth as soon as theyarrive as re-birth”.Indians will be Indians…So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!!!!!